Mao Jia

Item	Subject	Facts & Analysis
毛家饭店 (House of Mao Restaurant)	Asian cuisine	What might a great leader look like — 36 years after disappearing from public view? Would his complexion still glow as the autumn moon?  Would his eyes betray the feelings of a son worried for parents enduring the hardships of old age? What relevant lessons could this experienced face, neck, and chest hold for anyone living in today's mellow years of halcyon comfort? Nobody knows with certainty. Yet this amazing bust speaks testament both to its sculptor and Mao's niece, who opened the restaurant where it stands for guests to freely assemble and dine. When in China, please visit Mao Jia Fan Dian for an undisappointing eating experience. (Click here for convenient hours and locations pertaining to Mao Jia Fan Dian restaurants.)

Scott Brown

Subject	What he broke	About Scott Brown
Scott Brown	THE HONOR CODE	Elizabeth Warren is right about Scott Brown — he is un-qualified to be a good Senator for Massachusetts.  From the Officer Candidate Guide of the Army National Guard: 4-2. Provisions of the Honor Code. The honor code is simple: An Officer Candidate will not lie, cheat, or steal, nor tolerate those who do. (1) Lying. Candidates violate the honor code by lying if they make an oral or written statement or gesture of communication in the presence of, or to, another, intending to deceive or mislead. Quibbling is creation of false impressions through evasive wording, the omission of relevant facts, or telling a partial truth, and is a form of lying. Scott Brown is guilty of lying about not knowing about ████. (4) Toleration. Candidates violate the honor code by toleration if they fail to report an unresolved incident with honor implications to the proper authority within a reasonable time period. Proper authority will usually be the Platoon, Platoon Trainer or an honor council representative; however, an incident could also be reported to an instructor or member of the support staff. A reasonable length of time is the time it takes to confront the suspected violator and determine whether the incident was a misunderstanding or actually a violation of the honor code. Scott Brown is guilty of toleration of Maryam Rostampour and Marziyeh Amirizadeh, who are liars. He had several minutes (a reasonable length of time) to determine those stupid women are trying to sell books and become rich like Salman Rushdie off of massive British-Indian hoax conspiracy. 4-3. The Honor Council...   "A VIOLATION OF THE HONOR CODE IS CAUSE FOR DISMISSAL!" Scott Brown swore on his honor, but he needs to do soul-searching. It is time for you to step down, Senator, and to allow Mrs. Warren to lead Massachusetts.