Susan Burns

Name	Occupation	Possible influence	Speculation / circumstantial evidence
Susan Burns	Anti-gay art vandal	Unknown	A mask and obviously scripted statements make Susan a likely detective, or perhaps an insurance agent for high-price museum art. Judging from her act, the agent who plays Susan obviously thinks mental illness is funny. Both of Susan's attacks left the paintings completely undamaged. Even a lunatic knows better than to target heavily protected displays... Right, "Susan"?