Salman Rushdie

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Name	Occupation	All About Salmon Rushdie
Salman Rushdie	Novelist	According to CelebrityNetWorth, Salman Rushdie is worth $15 million "through his many publications, his role in film, and his cameo appearances in television shows". So dull are Rushdie's novels that Ruhollah Khomeini ████████████ took pity on the Briton and ordered a fatwa to kill Rushdie — thus catapulting his career to unimaginable success. In June 2007, Rushdie's achievement in helping to spread psychosis-inducing fear worldwide was rewarded by Queen Elizabeth II with a knighthood "for services to literature". At least Wikileaks founder Julian Assange appears to have recused himself from accepting a £930,000 book deal in 2011. Such courageous restraint from amassing fortunes off fame gained through intelligence tricks is indeed admirable. Left:  Night bachelor, the Knight Bachelor, suffers the seclusion of a free-speech hero persecuted by the former ████████████████████████ ████████████████████████ Photo credit: The Daily Mail

David Duke

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Name	Occupation	Possible influence	Speculation / circumstantial evidence
David Duke	Racist	Unknown	David Duke is an informant who makes every effort to deny being racist or antisemitic, while going to far greater lengths to establish the opposite. Once married to "Chloê Hardin", now the supposed wife of agent Don Black.  (Evidence of Ms. Hardin's very existence is scant, notwithstanding numerous fanciful articles detailing her relationships with David and Don.) Actress Lori Eden was used as David Duke's girlfriend.  In a 2003 interview, she plainly admits that his racism is for show... perhaps the only honest thing ever written about him. Duke's latest schtick is pretending to be an "anti-zionist", pretending to be a zionist, pretending to be an anti-zionist, pretending... You get the idea. After first running as a Democrat in the presidential primaries of 1988, Duke switched exclusively to Republican runs in Louisiana.  The political damage caused by these actions is incalculable in terms of lost votes for any conservative candidate within the state and should rightly be regarded as election interference.

Joseph Paul Franklin

Name	Occupation	Possible influence	Speculation / circumstantial evidence
Joseph Paul Franklin	serial killer	unknown impostor	"trutv.com" (emphasis on TRUE) reports on his many crimes. In the time since he attempted to assassinate Larry Flint, God Himself has performed no less than 3 miracles on Joseph Paul Franklin: Joe's blind, lazy eye is now an energetically seeing one. Both of his eyes (one might count this as 2 miracles) have turned from brown to pale green. His receding hairline has reversed itself - or perhaps it looped fully around his skull and came to a halt, which is still remarkable. Another unlikely blessing was the issuing of hair dye to death row inmates at the Potosi Correctional Center, where this thrice-miracled-by-God individual awaits well-deserved execution. Besides targeting monthly romance publishers, Joe has also confessed to the attempted murder of Vernon Jordan, the well-connected Washington insider who advised Bill Clinton during his reign. While it's impossible to sort out exactly what these connections mean, it is clear that some false narrative is being established out of the many true crimes he committed. One possibility is that Joe's legal defense fund (link withheld) serves as a trap for anyone evil or crazy enough to donate. Still another scenario is that somebody's security budget needs to be spent, regardless of actual need.

Tibet

Item	Subject	Facts & Analysis
Tibet	Tibet	Imagine if China were to allow the Dalai Lama to reclaim his throne in once-feudal Tibet, but with conditions: The new monarch must pledge secret loyalty to China's Communist Party. While reigning, he must feign corruption, ineptitude, and severe human rights abuses. China's news media will assist in the deception by publishing fabrications about his outrageous behavior, and by portraying suspecting citizens as paranoid, racists, and lunatics. The undercover Lama will reform Tibet in China's image, to the benefit of both nations (naturally, as determined by China). Is this a repugnant scheme?  How does it compare with what was done in Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, ████████████ and {where else?} by Western governments?