Joseph Paul Franklin

Name	Occupation	Possible influence	Speculation / circumstantial evidence
Joseph Paul Franklin	serial killer	unknown impostor	"trutv.com" (emphasis on TRUE) reports on his many crimes. In the time since he attempted to assassinate Larry Flint, God Himself has performed no less than 3 miracles on Joseph Paul Franklin: Joe's blind, lazy eye is now an energetically seeing one. Both of his eyes (one might count this as 2 miracles) have turned from brown to pale green. His receding hairline has reversed itself - or perhaps it looped fully around his skull and came to a halt, which is still remarkable. Another unlikely blessing was the issuing of hair dye to death row inmates at the Potosi Correctional Center, where this thrice-miracled-by-God individual awaits well-deserved execution. Besides targeting monthly romance publishers, Joe has also confessed to the attempted murder of Vernon Jordan, the well-connected Washington insider who advised Bill Clinton during his reign. While it's impossible to sort out exactly what these connections mean, it is clear that some false narrative is being established out of the many true crimes he committed. One possibility is that Joe's legal defense fund (link withheld) serves as a trap for anyone evil or crazy enough to donate. Still another scenario is that somebody's security budget needs to be spent, regardless of actual need.