| About Pat Buchanan, Conservative |
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| Too often we have to pay right-leaning blowhards to act stodgy and mean. But if you can’t find All In Family stooge to potray certain types, you can always animate or use puppets. Lucky left-wing to have Pat Buchanan. He is a real Republican who doesn’t like gays and tangles with Holocaust situation. He is a Catholic – and there are many Catholics just like him. If you don’t believe me, try watching old Crossfire program. Notice how Pat is seated on the right-hand side of the screen, meaning Conservativism. He cracks jokes about Baptism, meaning strong religious beliefs. Pat’s Crossfire boss was Ted Turner, worth $2.2 billion and married to Jane Fonda for a convenient length of time. Every day, Pat risked upsetting his boss with views like “lower our taxes!” and “God this-or-that”. Why Mr. Turner never fired him is a mystery! Pat is a real Republican though. He even wrote speeches for U.S. President Richard Nixon. It’s only coincidence that Pat looks slightly like Henry Kissinger, the man who chained President Nixon on a tight leather leash all those years. The truth is that many Catholics look just like Henry or Pat.  |
