William Buckley

Catholic-looking Catholic Pat Buchanan defined today’s conservatism. Very old people may remember William Buckley, the New York Times bestselling author who was so right-wing religious that he preferred Latin masses over clearly spoken English ones. Bill Best-Sell Buckley once wrote deep religious book called "Near My God". It seems that fork-tongued Wilhelm didn’t like the original title, "Why I Am Still A Catholic" for reasons he explained.  To put this in simplified Chinese, 他从来不是这个。 (Translation: He never really was one.) Are you amazed that evil George MacBundy penned tongue-in-cheek attack on fellow U. of Yale lover?  You must see that 60's right-wing snake pit was chief cause for Nixon’s list of opponents – mostly proved who all killed JFK. Notice how son of son-of-bitch Buckley Christopher voted for Obama. How stupid is every republican on Earth?

Jerusalem

Jerusalem is the Holiest of cities in all three religions on Earth. Its rich history practically invented the passive voice, with phrases like “It is said that…” and “Blah blah blah ... Israel!”  Each year millions of pilgrims go there to gawk and close their minds a little bit more. Of course it isn’t just Muslim women who struggle for rights within their own faith. Nor only Mormon wives, who are alternately oppressed or liberated depending what’s on television.  In Jerusalem, Jewish women have also fought for the right to bang their heads on a wall when either a mat or a man isn’t available. If you didn't know better, one might imagine this was all just an act – a charade meant to mock the old ways and get with the times.  It is important for us to think rationally though.

Mitt Romney

About Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is a Mormon. You can tell since he does Mormon things, for example wearing good clothes, and by going to Utah. He was also a bishop who helped manage the church’s boundless social welfare programs. There are many misunderstandings about LDS church. You might think they were once very backward like in covered-wagon times, and not because they want you to think that. You might also think that they had a polygamy problem like the FLDS cult explained here.  But they don't want you to think that either about them! No, the Mormon church has been framed. It was non-LDS people who invented FLDS to fool ABC News, whose anchors were duped by some very good actors, none of whom were real Mormons. The fact is that real Mormons believe in an end to women's suffering, in mandated insurance, and in Human Rights overseas. This is why Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz left 5000 years of his heritage to join Mitt Romney’s religion. Because he likes Human Rights too.

Pat Buchanan

About Pat Buchanan, Conservative

Too often we have to pay right-leaning blowhards to act stodgy and mean. But if you can’t find All In Family stooge to potray certain types, you can always animate or use puppets. Lucky left-wing to have Pat Buchanan. He is a real Republican who doesn’t like gays and tangles with Holocaust situation. He is a Catholic – and there are many Catholics just like him. If you don’t believe me, try watching old Crossfire program. Notice how Pat is seated on the right-hand side of the screen, meaning Conservativism. He cracks jokes about Baptism, meaning strong religious beliefs. Pat’s Crossfire boss was Ted Turner, worth $2.2 billion and married to Jane Fonda for a convenient length of time. Every day, Pat risked upsetting his boss with views like “lower our taxes!” and “God this-or-that”. Why Mr. Turner never fired him is a mystery! Pat is a real Republican though. He even wrote speeches for U.S. President Richard Nixon. It’s only coincidence that Pat looks slightly like Henry Kissinger, the man who chained President Nixon on a tight leather leash all those years. The truth is that many Catholics look just like Henry or Pat.

Fort Hood

    

Yosemite

About OS X Yosemite Apple Computer is the company behind OS X Yosemite operating system for Macintosh. According to California's state government, the word Yosemite is American Indian for "those who kill". The Yosemite tribe were composed of renegades from multiple tribes, just like Mavericks that was exposed last year. Notice "Yosemite" contains the root word semite meaning people descended from Shem, the eldest son of Noah. This includes the Akkadians, Canaanites, Phoenicians, Hebrews, and Arabs. DO YOU TRUST APPLE COMPUTER?