| Subject | Comments |
|---|---|
| OS X | How stupid Man is. Lower than apes, but one would hope better than cats. Sadly, this isn't the case. Let us examine the Book Of Revelation in order to prove it:
I saw a beast rise out of the sea with seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.Now think about Mac OS X, which is called Cheetah, Puma, Jaguar, Panther, Tiger, Leopard, Snow Leopard, Lion, and Mountain Lion. That's 9 beast-cats, right? Except leopards and snow leopards are very similar, and lions and mountain lions are also nearly the same... So you might say there are 7 beast-heads made by Apple Computer. Then someplace else in Revelation, it says: I saw another beast coming out of the earth with two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.I don't know what "spake" means, but 'X' resembles like horns on a sheep... probably Marco Polo kind of sheep, which are found in the high regions of Asia — a place meaning "dragon" by outdated stereotypes. Here is some more evidence:  
Steve Jobs was always using space nebula to show off iMac's big screen. So anyway, this all shows that Apple Computer worships the cat gods from ancient Egypt, maybe the same entities called ancient astronauts who real-God fought against and successfully won. |
