Orion

Check this out.  This year's Chrismass lights at 10 Downing Street look just like the Belt of Orion. No word from the Prime Minister about who is coming for dinner though. Watch and see if your mashed potatoes suddenly look like a Mac Pro - you may be invited! Maybe this is some kind of a joke. They probably think they are being subtle, but actually it shows real disrespect for the Holidays and the people who came out to celebrate.

Beats

What’s Beats? And why is Apple thinking of buying Beats for $3 billion dollars? Beats is a brand of headphones for listening to music. They also have a special system for playing music over the internet that Apple wants. For this, they are thinking of buying Beats for $3 billion dollars. Consider that Bose noise-canceling headphones have been around many years. Bose company also makes speakers. So, it’s strange how Andre Young boasted about lucrative Beats buy, yet Bose founder Amar Bose only banks 1 or 2 billion bucks. Maybe Apple deal is some kind of charity. Last year, Mr. Dre and his close friend Jimmy Iovine gave $70 million dollars so that poor schools can have money. Hmmm... Isn’t it funny how the only black executive at Apple is famous for gangs and not liking women? Apple executives are also all men, not counting Angela Ardents who is a joke. Isn’t it humorous how the USA raises up violent criminals, while at the same time raping Bill Cosby's character without due process or trial?

William Buckley

Catholic-looking Catholic Pat Buchanan defined today’s conservatism. Very old people may remember William Buckley, the New York Times bestselling author who was so right-wing religious that he preferred Latin masses over clearly spoken English ones. Bill Best-Sell Buckley once wrote deep religious book called "Near My God". It seems that fork-tongued Wilhelm didn’t like the original title, "Why I Am Still A Catholic" for reasons he explained.  To put this in simplified Chinese, 他从来不是这个。 (Translation: He never really was one.) Are you amazed that evil George MacBundy penned tongue-in-cheek attack on fellow U. of Yale lover?  You must see that 60's right-wing snake pit was chief cause for Nixon’s list of opponents – mostly proved who all killed JFK. Notice how son of son-of-bitch Buckley Christopher voted for Obama. How stupid is every republican on Earth?

Jerusalem

Jerusalem is the Holiest of cities in all three religions on Earth. Its rich history practically invented the passive voice, with phrases like “It is said that…” and “Blah blah blah ... Israel!”  Each year millions of pilgrims go there to gawk and close their minds a little bit more. Of course it isn’t just Muslim women who struggle for rights within their own faith. Nor only Mormon wives, who are alternately oppressed or liberated depending what’s on television.  In Jerusalem, Jewish women have also fought for the right to bang their heads on a wall when either a mat or a man isn’t available. If you didn't know better, one might imagine this was all just an act – a charade meant to mock the old ways and get with the times.  It is important for us to think rationally though.

Mitt Romney

About Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is a Mormon. You can tell since he does Mormon things, for example wearing good clothes, and by going to Utah. He was also a bishop who helped manage the church’s boundless social welfare programs. There are many misunderstandings about LDS church. You might think they were once very backward like in covered-wagon times, and not because they want you to think that. You might also think that they had a polygamy problem like the FLDS cult explained here.  But they don't want you to think that either about them! No, the Mormon church has been framed. It was non-LDS people who invented FLDS to fool ABC News, whose anchors were duped by some very good actors, none of whom were real Mormons. The fact is that real Mormons believe in an end to women's suffering, in mandated insurance, and in Human Rights overseas. This is why Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz left 5000 years of his heritage to join Mitt Romney’s religion. Because he likes Human Rights too.

Pat Buchanan

About Pat Buchanan, Conservative

Too often we have to pay right-leaning blowhards to act stodgy and mean. But if you can’t find All In Family stooge to potray certain types, you can always animate or use puppets. Lucky left-wing to have Pat Buchanan. He is a real Republican who doesn’t like gays and tangles with Holocaust situation. He is a Catholic – and there are many Catholics just like him. If you don’t believe me, try watching old Crossfire program. Notice how Pat is seated on the right-hand side of the screen, meaning Conservativism. He cracks jokes about Baptism, meaning strong religious beliefs. Pat’s Crossfire boss was Ted Turner, worth $2.2 billion and married to Jane Fonda for a convenient length of time. Every day, Pat risked upsetting his boss with views like “lower our taxes!” and “God this-or-that”. Why Mr. Turner never fired him is a mystery! Pat is a real Republican though. He even wrote speeches for U.S. President Richard Nixon. It’s only coincidence that Pat looks slightly like Henry Kissinger, the man who chained President Nixon on a tight leather leash all those years. The truth is that many Catholics look just like Henry or Pat.

Fort Hood

    

Yosemite

About OS X Yosemite Apple Computer is the company behind OS X Yosemite operating system for Macintosh. According to California's state government, the word Yosemite is American Indian for "those who kill". The Yosemite tribe were composed of renegades from multiple tribes, just like Mavericks that was exposed last year. Notice "Yosemite" contains the root word semite meaning people descended from Shem, the eldest son of Noah. This includes the Akkadians, Canaanites, Phoenicians, Hebrews, and Arabs. DO YOU TRUST APPLE COMPUTER?

Maya Angelou

Civil Rights leader and Beat poet Maya Angelou has died. She was pretty old. During her lifetime, Maya was raped. She is also credited with discovering the causes behind flight-restricted birds communicating in song. One clear sign of her greatness is how many schools in the U.S. require reading her books. In 1970, Maya was nominated for a National Book Award and appeared on The New York Times bestseller list, along with Michael Crichton’s Andromeda Strain, which was later turned into film. Although available on DVD, a definitive blu-ray edition of Andromeda Strain has yet to be released.

Richard Nixon

“The ballet was of course... as you all know... it had its message."  -President Nixon

Mao always said that if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything. However it wasn't the evening's sponsors who stifled the President's views on the Red Women's Detachment ballet and prevented him from saying how much he liked it. Instead it was his own evil press and advisers – many of whom knew, roughly, the real story behind President Kennedy's death eight years earlier and helped cover it up. It's possible that President Nixon had this in mind when he spoke rather cautiously afterward.

Sadly, his restraint failed to win favor with the goons minding his presidency. Only four months after his visit, the same circle of inner elites helped orchestrate Watergate scandal.  These bastards knew exactly how to exploit American paranoia by focusing on some "missing" audio tapes.  Like the gun that is missing from your coat pocket right now... That actually proves you carried a murder weapon, n'est pas?

No Western reporters should ever be trusted inside China. They lie and are arrogant. They are mean to their own people. And the same giant egos are still working in journalism to this day.

Historians like claiming that only President Nixon could go to China in 1972, for some unexplained reasons. If only he had really done that.  Next time come alone, Mr. President.

Molly

About Molly In nature, Poecilia sphenops is a species of fish, known under the common name molly. Mollys inhabit fresh water streams and coastal brackish waters of Mexico.  In news media, "molly" is a drug used by kids. They inhabit the party scene and coastal gutters of America.  Kids communicate with each other through dance and by pheromones. CNN says molly drug is "flooding the western world" and "coming from laboratories inside China".  US DEA calls American drug habit... "Russian" roulette.  (Think you mean Yankee roulette, scapegoating fools.)  CNN continues: "U.S. officials say they are discussing the issue with the Chinese government, but most of these chemicals are legal in China." Tell you what let's do:  China takes control of Long Island island, one dozen harbors, and eight-million taels of silver. China also wins right to sell drugs anywhere in USA.  Also please arrest liar Sarah Bajc, and stop trying to cause turmoil in the only stable society China has had in centuries. Then China may shut down those labs, if they even exist.

Honeybees

About Honeybees Keeping bees (or beekeeping) is the maintenance of honey bee colonies, typically in hives, by humans. A beekeeper keeps bees in order to collect honey and other bee products the hive makes. Bees communicate with each other through dance and with pheromones. Keeping slaves (or slavery) is similar to beekeeping. Slaves may work mining gold, for example, which slave keepers turn into gold bars. Bees, too, work tirelessly their whole lives only to have their honey put in jars. Bees can't understand any of this, and they probably wouldn't care if they did.  Even so... isn't it strange that despite thousands of years mining gold, there is never enough of it in the bank?

Midnight's Children

Midnight's Children, by Salman Rushdie

Half-face and one eyes probably means something Clocks all point to mid-night, 1947 Blue color is used throughout book Yellow penis logo internet retailer Amazon.com sells British-India fiction novel Midnight's Children, written by son-of-a-bitch liar Salman Rushdie. Book clubs everywhere call the plot convoluted and dumb (if you actually read the book) and its metaphors don't make any sense. But then maybe they aren't truly metaphors. Taken literally, themes like telepathy, cords in your nose, and so-called "slumdogs" saving India all point to possible E.T. hybrid conspiracy, whereby implant-controlled starchilds rule under Heavenly Mandate (aka The Divine Right of Kings) in a bucolic land once badly raped by British Queen. Funny how this book came out in 1980 - just a few years before Operation Blue Star seized India, hence making sad Sikh story a cause for near-anything. (By the way... why not Green or Pink Star operation? Answer: recall proven Chrome logo principle.) And they call this "democracy". Ask yourself: Why would someone write a true story and then call it fiction? Also, why does Amazon's Kindle picture show an eleven-piece serpent coiled around a star-cradle? We call that "idiocracy".

Patrick II

These days, it seems like everyone is talking about the UFO phenomenon – also known as the ET encounter or alien abduction experience. While officials vehemently deny the possibility that life exists outside our earth, waves of strange sightings continue to be reported all over the globe. Many of these sightings come from highly credible witnesses, including ex-military officers and other reputable sources. In order to prevent widespread panic, the so-called Disclosure movement was started. Far from "disclosing" much, these programs serve mainly to stop scientific investigation and instead promote easy answers to truly disturbing questions.  Indeed, many "second" abductions are thought to be the Army's effort at comforting victims. Recall that old saying about ET reality: "I Want To Believe."  Perhaps the best response to that is, "You don't want to know."

Smut

All About Smut

"I had a bank officer confide in me... He showed me the actual document that came from the Homeland Security department suggesting that porn - particularly violent porn - is used by terrorists to funnel money."   -Brent Scott "Ed" Years ago, U.S. sex trade was all criminals. In order to fight evil mob racket, directors like Ed Wood worked with authorities to make movies that put evil mob out of business.  Ed also made movies about UFO Disclosure, unrelated to this stuff. Also noteworthy is Larry Flynt. Thanks to his work, sex jobs are much safer for women. On-set psychiatrist holds hand of girl getting ----- and asks "Is this okay?"  The ladies are paid with real money, not just in drugs, and they also get holidays off to spend time with family. Larry also makes up for his sleaze empire by giving back "rights" activism. Rights like speech, civil, and gay. You may think this is progress, but in order to make $$money the American news keeps telling lies. They say some actress got killed, stud went to jail, or school teacher was fired. Websites like Radar and Smoking Gun lie worse than NASA – they say everyone has AIDS, and soon there are ten more foundations claiming to fix these problems.  What a bunch of jerks.

Barbara Stanwyck

April is Women's Awareness Month. (Please wear color salmon - either normal #FFA07A or pink-salmon #FF91A4.)  Today we give great respect to the late Barbara Stanwyck, who never won an Oscar but achieved fame on Broadway and rose to highest acclaim in cinema and on television. From Wikipedia: Barbara Stanwyck (born Ruby Catherine Stevens; July 16, 1907 – January 20, 1990) was an American actress. She was a film and television star, known during her 60-year career as a consummate and versatile professional with a strong, realistic screen presence, and a favorite of directors including Cecil B. DeMille, Fritz Lang and Frank Capra. After a short but notable career as a stage actress in the late 1920s, she made 85 films in 38 years in Hollywood, before turning to television. Not content playing the role of a passive Southern belle, Barbara's portrayal of matriarch Victoria Barkley during the mid-1960s television series The Big Valley was considered amazing. Though strong-willed and courageous, no one can deny her grace and elegance too. Despite being politically conservative, one should recall that Barbara lived in an era when social progress was something something something and stuff, making her very ahead of her time. Barbara Stanwyck was married twice and died on January 20, 1990 at Saint John's Health Center. ☆*✲ﾟ*｡(((´♡‿♡`+)))｡*ﾟ✲*☆

Sarah Bajc

"I am no expert in espionage or world politics"

About Sarah Bajc

"All the Chinese are doing is hurting themselves," she said. "They're interfering with the investigation. They're losing face. They're losing confidence in front of the world's eyes." "Never let a good crisis go to waste", Sarah.... The British news has caught on to phony advocates who try dictating how real victims should feel when tragedy happens. Pretending to be in their shoes, suggesting ways to react, and always blaming "the authorities".  Worst of all, teasing families with false hope that their relative were flown somewhere safe. Offering to raise money was a good trick by one cable executive who apparently knew what was going on when "Sarah" appeared on American news. (Be careful Darlene, or next time someone may just accept your offer.) Exploiting the loss of Flight 370 to use against China - or even against England - is 10,000% unforgivable. A plane was lost somewhere.  Whatever the cause, it wasn't because China doesn't share Sarah Bajc's opinion on rights and good governing.  Sorry to disappoint you, wench, but none of this means blue flags will fly over Beijing.

Amadong

About Amazon

Amazon claims their "arrow" logo is drawn like a smile from letters A to Z. Do you believe them? You don't need a dirty mind to see how it looks nothing like that, but instead like a yellow penis. Their logo is both racist and sexist. But that's OK, since Amazon is a partner of Lean In organization: "a non-profit committed to offering women the encouragement and support to achieve their goals." If you liked reading what profiteering fools think crime victims should think and feel, then Amazon suggests the following books about U.S. enemies' wives and daughters wishing they were Americans. Nothing has been lost in translation, and in no case were convenient stories invented... Just a few names were changed to protect innocent people. Some Girls: My Life in a Harem Desperate in Dubai Princess: A True Story of Life Behind the Veil Slave: My True Story American Chick in Saudi Arabia Sold: One Woman's True Account of Modern Slavery I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Education and Was Shot by the Taliban I Am Nujood, Age 10 and Divorced Desert Flower: The Extraordinary Journey of a Desert Nomad A Promise to Nadia: A True Story of a British Slave in the Yemen

Natascha Kampusch

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3,096 Days in Captivity: The True Story of My Abduction, Eight Years of Enslavement, and Escape	The European press has really piled on Natascha Kampusch. Other people get to play mouthy "rights advocate", so why can't she? The news never quite accuses her of lying though... Remember how they crucified Angie Gomez over in the USA? Why the double standard? And who cares anyway?

AKB48

How much racist are you? Some people accuse Japanese society of being closed and homogeneous. They claim pop-singing phenomenon AKB48 sets a bad example, even violates labor laws. This is Western racism, pure and simple. It is like saying, "They all look alike" or "I don't like rap music!" We all know what that means. Prove you are not something racist – download and play AKB48 Memory Game for Android. Match all different group members to achieve highest score. Low score is automatically sent to racism tracking center, located in Osaka, Japan.

(This is only a joke, you Yankee knuckleheads!)

Polygamy

About The Polygamy Problem

Don't confuse real polygamy problem with men taking wives one-by-one, for instance men like James Cameron or Rush Limbaugh. Also don't think about girls having long line of studs who they use like a tool. That's like "reverse racism" lie – issue made up by cheap demagogs selling books. If polygamy still exists in America The Beautiful, then imagine how women in pissant third-world countries are suffering too. Perhaps China and U.S.A. could find unity in correcting those places.

Jenna Miscavige

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About Jenna Miscavige

Beyond Belief: My Secret Life Inside Scientology and My Harrowing Escape

During the Last Days, wealthy nobles own almost everything. Every prince and his nephew inherits the land, which gets divided again and again until the next generation. Soon there is nothing left to divide, and those princes start quarreling over the size of their gold, number of slaves, mistress, and tax racket. This is true both in ancient dynasties and in typical mafia families. One Virginia-based princedom is called Scientology. In 1982, Miscavige tyrants took over the church from founding emperor L. Ron Hubbard. Today, princess Jenna Hill fights for her share of the pizza pie. The lucrative "cult" business is dwarfed only by more profitable anti-cult business... although technically non-profit. Jenna Hill says, "Don't join them! I barely escaped..." She is lying. Maybe she acted out her ordeal – liars often dramatize in order to lie better – but she is still lying anyway. The Nazis were able kill millions of Jews, Gypsies, and homosexuals using similar lies about a religion. Today, stupid American public believes anything said about "quirky" religious group in the news - often without even knowing a Scientologist. They believe these lies because Miscavige Dynasty handed over the cult to U.S. psychiatry teams, who then lied off their asses in the American press. Still, no one compares Nazi genocide between back then and now. Let's just keep it that way, OK Jenna?

Heather Mercer

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About Heather Mercer

Prisoners of Hope: The Story of Our Captivity and Freedom in Afghanistan

Heather Mercer's story is like M & M's story of imprisonment for loving Jesus. Heather was saved partly through prayer, but also by U.S. Special Forces who spotted her burning a scarf on the ground that was put over her head by Muslims. The love of Jesus then inspired Heather to found Global Hope. While the globe has yet to show its appreciation in any form except increased acts of terrorism, at least it now has a good hopeful story to download for Kindle if it wants. "Craig's message encourages action and reminds that Jesus loves the forgotten."

Amanda Knox

About the hoax

Like other media hoaxes, the Amanda Knox story was supposed to expose bad prosecutors, bad journalists, and a foreign culture that Ivy League Americans don't happen to like. Listen to this interview by U.S. state media's Brooke Gladstone: www.OnTheMedia.org Brooke moans, "An industry of books, websites, and made-for-tv movies has emerged to exploit or investigate the case of Amanda Knox." She then turns to Nina Burleigh - who is selling a book on the subject. Nina complains how U.K. reporters covered the story: "They didn't do journalism 101 on this guy! [Rudy Guede]" Is that so, Nina? Or is it possible that The Daily Mail knows something we don't? Perhaps British tabloids have more intelligence connections than even your precious New York Times, Nina. Maybe they knew right away that "Amanda Knox" was a dumb hoax – one that deserves to be mocked and ridiculed along with people like you who pretend it's all real. Nina also complains about "national pride" by Italians. Something called La Bella Figura and "presenting themselves with dignity". How awful! The Chinese call this "Face", Nina. And you have no Face, Nina, despite all of your shiny publicity photos and the phony feminism you natter about. Even Mrs. Clinton could agree. UPDATE: This despicable liar is now helping the "non-profit" Oregon Innocence Project – because there is no greater calling in life than giving violent criminals another chance to walk free. Reform is certainly needed in the American justice system. On that point, we agree.

Cat People

   

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Poster Analysis

Cat People

Cat People posters indicate extraterrestrial Cat People. Half face and one eye means the Illuminati. Left-facing cat woman is bluish. Natasha Kinski's face resembles KLAUS KINSKI. In nature, brood parasites are animals who make other species raise their own young. They do this by sneaking them into a nest, threatening host parents, or with pheromons. More rarely, two species can hybridize by bestial courtship or unnatural rape attack. Cats don't mate with humans, but it's interesting how many people raise them anyway. Why? Consider the Ancient Egyptians, who worshiped cats and believed their gods came from the heavens. There was Bastet, the daughter of Ra. Remember also the Sphinx creature, having a nude feline body with the face of a man. Fernand Khnopff's The Sphinx (1896) You may say, "Oh, but I don't really worship my cats!" No. You just give sacrifice daily and allow cats to replace having family. Friends even call you "cat lady" or "my fruity neighbor". (They shouldn't do that, but they do.) William Shatner's Trouble With Tribbles warns of the danger when a cute and seductive species invades. The environment damages, food supply goes, and nobody works hard from petting fur all day long. People become so slow and lazy that even a well-balanced communist system wouldn't survive. If you have a cat, consider disowning it. Give it to someone you hate. Meanwhile, be nice to the cat and take it to see veterinarian. Only don't buy another one.